top ten reasons men should join the church choir

The top ten reasons men should join the church choir: 

10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. Which means that for those few hours, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendinitis from nonstop operation of a television remote control or computer mouse. 

9. Because you wear a choir robe every Sunday, you are liberated from a task many men find quite challenging: finding clothes that match properly.

8. From your special vantage point every Sunday, in which you look out at the entire congregation from the choir seats, you will develop interesting new hobbies. Among these is a little guessing game called "Who's Praying, Who's Sleeping?"

7. On the other hand, sitting in full view of 100-200 people on a weekly basis makes it much less likely that you yourself will give in to a chronic lack of sleep. Although it has been known to happen.

6. If you think your singing in the shower sounds good now, just wait till you've been singing with us for a few weeks.

5. Singing in a choir is one of the few activities for men that does not require electronics equipment or expensive power tools. This could be good for the family budget.

4. For the fitness buffs, singing in the Choir is not only heart healthy, it's soul healthy. But there are no monthly membership fees, and it's a lot easier on the knees than jogging.

3. If you think you've done everything there is to do, and there are no great challenges left in life, try singing with us guys and staying on pitch.

2. Choir rehearsal lasts half as long as a professional football game, but is at least twice as satisfying. This is especially true if you are a long-suffering fan of the Miami Dolphins. (Don't worry, though, the rehearsals are on Wednesday, not Monday Nights.)

And the number 1 reason men should join the choir:

1. When people ask you whether you've been behaving yourself, you can say with the utmost sincerity, "Hey, I'm a Choir Boy."

My new craft! milk/juice carton wallet :-)

If you would like to make your own go to this link!

It is a really great project

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For the template:

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This is the one I made!

Leaving The City of Regret

Leaving The City of Regret

I had not really planned on taking a trip this time of year, and yet I found myself packing rather hurriedly. This trip was going to be unpleasant and I knew in advance that no real good would come of it. I’m talking about my annual “Guilt Trip.”

I got tickets to fly there on Wish I Had airlines. It was an extremely short flight. I got my baggage, which I could not check. I chose to carry it myself all the way. It was weighted down with a thousand memories of what might have been. No one greeted me as I entered the terminal to the Regret City International Airport. I say international because people from all over the world come to this dismal town.

As I checked into the Last Resort Hotel, I noticed that they would be hosting the year’s most important event, the Annual Pity Party. I wasn’t going to miss that great social occasion. Many of the towns leading citizens would be there.

First, there would be the Done family, you know, Should Have, Would Have and Could Have. Then came the I Had family. You probably know ol’ Wish and his clan. Of course, the Opportunities would be present, Missed and Lost. The biggest family would be the Yesterdays. There are far too many of them to count, but each one would have a very sad story to share.

Then Shattered Dreams would surely make and appearance. And It’s Their Fault would regale us with stories (excuses) about how things had failed in his life, and each story would be loudly applauded by Don’t Blame Me and I Couldn’t Help It.

Well, to make a long story short, I went to this depressing party knowing that there would be no real benefit in doing so. And, as usual, I became very depressed. But as I thought about all of the stories of failures brought back from the past, it occurred to me that all of this trip and subsequent “pity party” could be cancelled by ME! I started to truly realize that I did not have to be there. I didn’t have to be depressed. One thing kept going through my mind, I CAN’T CHANGE YESTERDAY, BUT I DO HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE TODAY A WONDERFUL DAY. I can be happy, joyous, fulfilled, encouraged, as well as encouraging. Knowing this, I left the City of Regret immediately and left no forwarding address. Am I sorry for mistakes I’ve made in the past? YES! But there is no physical way to undo them.

So, if you’re planning a trip back to the City of Regret, please cancel all your reservations now. Instead, take a trip to a place called, Starting Again. I liked it so much that I have now taken up permanent residence there. My neighbors, the I Forgive Myselfs and the New Starts are so very helpful. By the way, you don’t have to carry around heavy baggage, because the load is lifted from your shoulders upon arrival. God bless you in finding this great town. If you can find it — it’s in your own heart — please look me up. I live on I Can Do It street.

letra de cantos: Digno y Santo

Digno y santo el cordero inmolado en la cruz

nuevo canto levantaremos al que en su trono esta//

Coro:

Santo, santo, santo Dios todo poderoso

quien fue, quien es y quien vendra

la creacion te canta hossana al gran yo soy

tu eres mi todo y yo te adorare

Verso II:

De un arco iris estas vestido tu voz resuena como un estruendo

recibe honor y gloria, poder y majestad a ti al único rey

Verso III:

Tan grandioso, asombroso con solo decir Jesús

Cristo tu nombre es grande fuerte inagotable

tu misterio glorioso es

Mi mas reciente invento para ayudar en la memorizacion del texto de escuela dominical!

Se comienza con una caja de cereal. pegando con cinta o con resistol ambos extremos para que no pierda su forma. La caja se debe forrar con papel blanco {yo use la parte posterior de un pedaso de papel de regalo que tenia por alli  :-)} se mide la caja y se recorta la portada del libro de un carton mas grueso, {asegurese de que la portada sea un poquito mas grande que la caja, porque al momento de pegarselo a la caja se necesita un poco de espacio para poder abrir y cerrar la portada}. La portada se debe pegar con cinta en las uniones, y despues se debe forrar con el color de papel que ud. desea. Solo se debera abrir por la parte de en frente, asi que despues de forrar la portada se puede pegar la parte posterior y el lomo del libro.

se debera recortar un pedaso de papel para forrar la parte interior de la portada anterior.

Abra el libro y mida una hoja tamano carta, despues podra recortar las 4 esquinas de un sobre y pegarlas en el libro para asi poder meter las esquinas de el versiculo de memoria que desea ensenar en su clase, y volver a usar el libro despues.

A mi me fascino hacer este trabajito, y espero que les guste tambien a ustedes! Creo que los peques se emocionaran mucho!

My new adventure! Blogging!

great quote I heard today from Charles Stanley:

no matter what challenge you are facing when you fight your battles on your knees you win every time.

My new adventure! Blogging!

So many people have told me that I needed to start a blog, well here it is!  Now what to put in it!
Today has been such a blessed day, I have so enjoyed hearing the wind blow, and watching the trees sway and dance in it. What an incredible creator to have given us such marvelous things to enjoy!